A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible..

A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible, when a man went up and sat right next to him on the bench. In a loud voice, he said, “I don’t believe in heaven and there is no such place!” The clergyman went on reading, unconcerned about what the man was saying.

After a couple of minutes, the man repeated his statement. Then, receiving no attention, he tapped the clergyman on the shoulder and said again, “I don’t believe in heaven. There is no such place.” The clergyman who by now had looked up from his book, said, “All right, then, go to hell.”