There is a story told of an Irish priest who taking leave of his congregation

There is a story told of an Irish priest who taking leave of his congregation, gave the following reasons for going.

“Firstly,” he said, “You do not love me for you gave nothing to church support.

Secondly, you do not love each other for I have not celebrated a single marriage since I’ve come here.

And finally, you do not love God too, for he has not taken one to himself. In short, I have not celebrated any funeral since I’ve come here.”