Funny joke Forgive Your Enemies

The preacher’s topic for his sermon was “Forgive YourEnemies.” At the end he asked how many were willing to  forgive their enemies. About half the congregation held up their hands. Not satisfied, he continued on for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he had a better response, but it still wasn’t 100 percent.

So he continued for another fifteen minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, everyonee responded except one elderly woman in the rear of the church. “Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” the pastor asked. “I don’t have any. “That is very unusual. How old are you?” “Ninety-three.”

 
“Please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to ninety three and not have an enemy in the world.” The woman teetered down the aisle and very slowly turned around. “It’s easy. I just outlived them all!”