“What's in this bottle?” An Irishman was stopped at the Customs after returning from a holiday in the continent. “What's in this bottle?” asked the Customs Officer, taking out a large bottle from the Irishman’s suitcase. “Oh,” said the Irishman.
“Make it good and strong,” A farmer used to work hard every night, making a wooden bowl. “What are you doing, father?” asked the oldest of his children. “I am making a bowl for grandfather because he breaks all the porcelain bowls. I am making one
In today’s world, we can’t find out who is a boy and who is a girl Two persons were travelling on a bus First person: In today’s world, we can’t find out who is a boy and who is a girl. Look at that boy in red there! Second person: That’s a girl
A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible.. A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible, when a man went up and sat right next to him on the bench. In a loud voice, he said, “I don’t believe in heaven and there is no such place!”
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: At 45 mph... “God will take care of me”. At 55 mph... “Guide me, O great Jehovah”. At 65 mph... “Nearer my God to thee”......