jokes

What's in this bottle?

“What's in this bottle?” An Irishman was stopped at the Customs after returning from a holiday in the continent. “What's in this bottle?” asked the Customs Officer, taking out a large bottle from the Irishman’s suitcase. “Oh,” said the Irishman.

Make it good and strong

“Make it good and strong,” A farmer used to work hard every night, making a wooden bowl. “What are you doing, father?” asked the oldest of his children. “I am making a bowl for grandfather because he breaks all the porcelain bowls. I am making one

In today’s world, we can’t find out who is a boy and who is a girl

In today’s world, we can’t find out who is a boy and who is a girl Two persons were travelling on a bus First person: In today’s world, we can’t find out who is a boy and who is a girl. Look at that boy in red there! Second person: That’s a girl

A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible

A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible.. A clergyman was sitting in a park reading the Bible, when a man went up and sat right next to him on the bench. In a loud voice, he said, “I don’t believe in heaven and there is no such place!”

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly

If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: At 45 mph... “God will take care of me”. At 55 mph... “Guide me, O great Jehovah”. At 65 mph... “Nearer my God to thee”......

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